Schrute Facts

fourtoe: Woo! So x atheist x!!! I have been barefoot 99% of my...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:07:33 -0700

Woo! So x atheist x!!!

I have been barefoot 99% of my life now that I am no longer in school.

Also, is it bad to have my plate number on the internet like this?

I bought another FSM emblem for my car. I also have a bunch of nerdy stickers and band stickers I can put on it.

iraffiruse: That’s better… frozach submitted It was 2015 folk,...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:24:21 -0700

iraffiruse:

That’s better…

frozach submitted

It was 2015 folk, all the times were divisible by 5, 1955, 1985 and 2015. GUH.

chuckhistory: Dear Internet, Trying to find pictures of Lucy...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:54:35 -0800

chuckhistory:

Dear Internet,

Trying to find pictures of Lucy Lawless - aka Xena Warrior Princess to photoshop onto a killer whale in reference to her recent arrest, I came across this photo of Rainn Wilson - aka Dwight from the Office, doing some Xena cosplay from Entertainment Weekly in 2008.

I am simply writing you to say… thank you. Thank you for being there for me.

Thank you,

Chuck McCarthy

Not Schrute Facts related but fuck you. The left (I think the...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:30:42 -0800

Not Schrute Facts related but fuck you.

The left (I think the left) is Rick Frothy Anal Juice, also known as Rick Santorum.

Again, I stole this from someone more brilliant than I.

We also broke 300 followers! Nowhere near the millions of followers this blog used to have but 300 is a solid number.

I can see it.

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:36:43 -0800

I can see it.

Submitted by viking-god. I start school again next week and so...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:34:10 -0800

Submitted by viking-god.

I start school again next week and so most likely in an effort to not do school work, I will update this tumblr. Hopefully that works out for the best!

I think I like this one…seriously though kids, you should ALWAYS have a “false”...

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:15:21 -0800

I think I like this one…seriously though kids, you should ALWAYS have a “false” starting the second line. For some reason that bugs me.

I think this one is stretching a bit.

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:15:01 -0800

I think this one is stretching a bit.

The old Schrute Facts blog guy posted some more Schrute Facts....

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:44:54 -0800

The old Schrute Facts blog guy posted some more Schrute Facts. This is the only one I found funny. One of them said “fact” not “false” and that felt kind of weird seeing…not right.

Pluggins

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:11:24 -0800

Hey kids,

While half-assedly trying to find content to post I came upon this tumbles:

http://fuckyeahdwightmeme.tumblr.com/

Pretty much a less focused version of this site. They also are more edgy because they got a curse word in their title.

Enjoy all the crap people usually do around this time!

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:02:54 -0800

Enjoy all the crap people usually do around this time!

Submitted by Paul I think it is supposed to be ironic.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:06:41 -0800

Submitted by Paul

I think it is supposed to be ironic.

FakeAnything

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:21:15 -0800

FakeAnything

Submitted by Paul. Also, Leftover Crack are a blehish...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:05:45 -0800

Submitted by Paul.

Also, Leftover Crack are a blehish rock-steady punx bandm FYI. Last time I listened to them was when I was like, 16 so you’re all warned.

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 09:46:35 -0800

Auugh, ‘gottagetme19’ was gonna be MY profile name. Now I gotta get me another one….gottagetme69420 sounds good.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 13:35:50 -0800

NSF posted some new ones…I didn’t like the other...

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:30:25 -0800

NSF posted some new ones…I didn’t like the other one, seemed like it has been done before.

While looking for newer Schrute Facts I found this picture. Is...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:11:19 -0800

While looking for newer Schrute Facts I found this picture. Is this old news?

I guess it is sourced already.

From the old Schrute Facts tumbles.

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 21:52:12 -0700

From the old Schrute Facts tumbles.

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and at first I was...

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:46:39 -0700

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and at first I was gonna be a dick and say that is a crappy Schrute Fact but then I thought better of it.

Instead, here is an example of a crappy Schrute Fact…he doesn’t read this blog even though it is updated so often and with great material.